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Friday, January 29, 2010

For Cheesy Hearts...

Ladies: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like dirt but I'm sweet as can be!
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
Are you from Tennessee...cause you're the only 10 I see!

Gentlemen: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye...No, it's just a sparkle.
You look so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
Can I take a picture of you, to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you, the room became beautiful.
I know I'm not a grocery item, cuz' I can tell when you're checkin' me out!
I need some directions. Where? To your heart.