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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Funny One


Laugh Lines Are Beautiful: And Other Age-Defying Truths 

Leigh Anne Jasheway-Bryant


This book was one I glanced through at my aunt Lisa's house. She's one for a good laugh, and I was rolling through the funny one-liners and accompanying photos. Here's a quick glimpse of general gist... and use your imagination for the imagery!


Now that you're a "mature woman" you're smart enough to know...


"Have you lost weight?" is a good conversation starter, "Who are you again?" is always a good conversation ender.


You still look 20 something.  From the back.  At night.  In the fog.


It's silly to long for a washboard stomach when you have a dashboard stomach - soft and padded with a built-in air bag.


It's never a good idea to wear slippers to the grocery store.


and the finale... "You should never spend more on anti-aging creams than you do airline tickets."


So true.


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