Laugh Lines Are Beautiful: And Other Age-Defying TruthsLeigh Anne Jasheway-Bryant
This book was one I glanced through at my aunt Lisa's house. She's one for a good laugh, and I was rolling through the funny one-liners and accompanying photos. Here's a quick glimpse of general gist... and use your imagination for the imagery!
Now that you're a "mature woman" you're smart enough to know...
"Have you lost weight?" is a good conversation starter, "Who are you again?" is always a good conversation ender.
You still look 20 something. From the back. At night. In the fog.
It's silly to long for a washboard stomach when you have a dashboard stomach - soft and padded with a built-in air bag.
It's never a good idea to wear slippers to the grocery store.
and the finale... "You should never spend more on anti-aging creams than you do airline tickets."